Shoe Shopping Fan Pillows

Alligator shoes.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

I love Museum Shops

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'You've got lot toe!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Hole Sale

Shoe Whore

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Men and Women's changing rooms

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

New Shoes.

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

Winter Sale

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

The eskimo lottery...

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

"You know they say money is filthy? Well, I decided to get rid of some of it."

'This could be a new record!'

It was love at first sight.

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

Giant Shoe Sale

Hoping to boost holiday shopping, many retailers have installed vacuum doorways.