Shopping Fan Pillows

Greetings cards

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Dog at the Returns Desk

Hole Sale

I love Museum Shops

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

Hooks R Us.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Men and Women's changing rooms

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

Biden vs Putin

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Trump vs Biden

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."