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Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

I love Museum Shops

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Grocery Shopping

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Hooks R Us.

Hole Sale

Cornucopia

For the community garage sale...

Truffles for Sale

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

The eskimo lottery...

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

Farmer's Black Market.

'This could be a new record!'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Caution: Free range chickens next five miles. . . eggs, eggs, eggs!

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

It was love at first sight.

Alligator shoes.

"All the money we've saved on bulk food we've spent on freezers!"

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Dog at the Returns Desk

Greetings cards

'Mom, did you get me at a store or was I a 'As Seen On TV' purchase?'

Panty Hose 25c - Installed Free.

Dracula Shills For A TV Shopping Channel

Seen Them All Mall!