Wholesale Shopping Fan Gifts

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

I love Museum Shops

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Grocery Shopping

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Hooks R Us.

Hole Sale

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Truffles for Sale

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

Cornucopia

For the community garage sale...

The eskimo lottery...

Farmer's Black Market.

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

Caution: Free range chickens next five miles. . . eggs, eggs, eggs!

It was love at first sight.

'This could be a new record!'

Alligator shoes.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

"All the money we've saved on bulk food we've spent on freezers!"

Dog at the Returns Desk

Greetings cards

'Mom, did you get me at a store or was I a 'As Seen On TV' purchase?'

Dracula Shills For A TV Shopping Channel

Warning sign at a pop-up shop.