Bulk Buying Fan Gifts

"All the money we've saved on bulk food we've spent on freezers!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Date night again already?"

Hole Sale

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I Win!!!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Paddlithic Period

Biden vs Putin

Trump vs Biden

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

"I need one of them and one of them..."