Bulk Buyer Gifts

Costco Floss

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'Now I don't mind health food... as long as it's in bulk.'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Selling lemon latt�

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Your ad here!

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'The stuff legends are made of'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

High end of the market...

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Of course you don't need to tell me about your procurement plans for the year ahead. That would spoil the surprise and give us time to deliver value for money and who needs that?!"

Musk: A short list of X advertisers and a longer list of Ex Advertisers

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

Think Small.

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

Chief Buyer - I'm busy dump your card with the others

Public Procurement Portal

Arabian Buyer

'When you say you're a 'media buyer', does it mean ads in local newspapers

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.