Bulk Buyer Extraordinaire Gifts

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

'The stuff legends are made of'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I'll have all that, and this."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"I need one of them and one of them..."