Bulk Buyer Extraordinaire Gifts

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

'The stuff legends are made of'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"I'll have all that, and this."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!