Bulk-buying Adventurer Gifts

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Shoppers of Mystery.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Final clearance sale.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

No Need To Hurry! Everything Must GO!

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

Bobsleigh practice.

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

"I know it helps the budget, dear, but next time let's not get the Ultra King-Size Jumbo roll."

Book signing. 'Who shall I put it to?' 'Ebay, please.'

"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"

Family size, economy size, giant size

"Good dog!"