Bulk Shopping Gifts

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Giant Sale!

Crap others threw out

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

Fine artist has methodically lowered the price of his art.

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"Yes we have dollar drafts, no you can't use your own glass."

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

Garage sale.

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

'Car stereo, forty bucks. Make it fifty and I'll throw in the car.'

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!