Bulk Buying Gifts

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

'I did all the shopping for the year at the New Year's Day Sale.'

"All the money we've saved on bulk food we've spent on freezers!"

Selling lemon latt�

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Your ad here!

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'They're playing house.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'The stuff legends are made of'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

High end of the market...

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Musk: A short list of X advertisers and a longer list of Ex Advertisers

"Of course you don't need to tell me about your procurement plans for the year ahead. That would spoil the surprise and give us time to deliver value for money and who needs that?!"

Purchasing and Sales

Think Small.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Public Procurement Portal

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."