Bulk Buying Wizard Gifts

"I know it helps the budget, dear, but next time let's not get the Ultra King-Size Jumbo roll."

Selling lemon latt�

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'The stuff legends are made of'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

High end of the market...

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

It's been a pleasure taking you to the cleaners.

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Wow, is this the new bomb blast express drone delivery service?"

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"We're out of fresh beefsteak so this is the next best option."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

Business restraining law firms

'You knew I was an impulse shopper when you married me!'

"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

Family size, economy size, giant size

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

Welcome to Iowa.

'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'