Bulk Deal Lover Gifts

'What? I got a discount for buying in bulk!'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Online Shopping.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

How much would you take off for cash?

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"How much is the sign?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

Bargains

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Final clearance sale.

sale

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Garage Sales Anonymous