Bulk Deal Lover T-Shirts

'What? I got a discount for buying in bulk!'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Online Shopping.

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

How much would you take off for cash?

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

"How much is the sign?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Bargains

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Final clearance sale.

sale

"I need one of them and one of them..."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Garage Sales Anonymous