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"What's 'Costco'?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Selling lemon latt�

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

No Baseball

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'The stuff legends are made of'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

High end of the market...

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Equity Table Dance Club

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

'You knew I was an impulse shopper when you married me!'

"I know it helps the budget, dear, but next time let's not get the Ultra King-Size Jumbo roll."

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

Family size, economy size, giant size

"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"

At home with Harry, the Auctioneer: 'Penny for your thoughts.' 'Who'll give me five-do I hear five...?'

Welcome to Iowa.

'I've told you before Ralph, touching your knees fifteen times a day isn't going to do it!'

'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

'First Aid Aisle and Scissor Aisle - No Running.'

"All the money we've saved on bulk food we've spent on freezers!"