Bulk Buying Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Selling lemon latt�

A Quiet Rebuke.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Online Shopping.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

High end of the market...

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Bargains

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

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"I need one of them and one of them..."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Garage Sales Anonymous

Final clearance sale.

"I'm a bargain hunter."

'I want him mounted but right now I'm just getting estimates.'

Welcome to Hartland: Spend All Your Money and Leave

Happy shopper shown signs like 'We won't be undersold'

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.