Bulk Buying Enthusiasts Pillows

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Selling lemon latt�

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

A Quiet Rebuke.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Online Shopping.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

High end of the market...

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Bargains

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Garage Sales Anonymous

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Final clearance sale.

sale

"I'm a bargain hunter."

'I want him mounted but right now I'm just getting estimates.'

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

Happy shopper shown signs like 'We won't be undersold'

Welcome to Hartland: Spend All Your Money and Leave

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!