Bulk Buying Enthusiast Pillows

"Costco."

Family size, economy size, giant size

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

Selling lemon latt�

A Quiet Rebuke.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Online Shopping.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

High end of the market...

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Bargains

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Garage Sales Anonymous

Final clearance sale.

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

sale

"I'm a bargain hunter."

Welcome to Hartland: Spend All Your Money and Leave

Happy shopper shown signs like 'We won't be undersold'

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!