Bulk Buyer Enthusiast Pillows

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Online Shopping.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'The stuff legends are made of'

'The old one fell apart.'

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

Bargains

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Of course you don't need to tell me about your procurement plans for the year ahead. That would spoil the surprise and give us time to deliver value for money and who needs that?!"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

sale

Final clearance sale.

Garage Sales Anonymous

Think Small.

Public Procurement Portal

"I'm a bargain hunter."

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

Arabian Buyer

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'