Bargain Lover Gifts

'Five bucks a bottle. Three for $20.'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"

'Shoes: buy one get one free!'

Three Kings - Buy one get one free!

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

"Ten percent off if you repeat those funny noises your car is making for the boys."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'Well, er, could we negotiate?'

'Hey!! Those aren't free you know!!'

'Look at these amazing offers! Why aren't we busy?'

'Black Friday and cyber Monday are behind us...Let the real shopping frenzy begin!!'

Hotel checkout.

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

STRIP Hambone: What's the difference between these two?

Thanks to his new TV Shopping Restraints, Bob could resist.

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

Going out of business sale.

'Big Sale 2 for the Price of 1.'

'Buy one get one free' signs coming out of the ground - 'I'm growing them for Tescos'.

"It's a third off the price actually, Bert."

50% off 2008.

'That was a successful trip, three for the price of two at the supermarket.'

In his inimitable way, Carl quickly sucks the romance out of his and Diane's 15th anniversary dinner.

Tesco profits: Get one get another one free.

"What a great deal!"

"Try to get sick. I bought get-well cards at 50% off!"

"Baldo, the point is cheaper...not more expensive!"

"Some folk just can't resist an offer."

Haircuts 20% off

Special Offer! Double-Sided Toilet Paper.