"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"
Bargain Finders Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the thrill of the hunt? Our collection for bargain finders is packed with witty and playful items that celebrate their passion for unearthing incredible deals. Whether it's for a friend who always gets the best discounts or a family member proud of their treasure hunts, these products add humor and charm to their everyday adventures. Find something special that matches their knack for spotting value and turning everyday shopping into a fun pursuit.
"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
Beach con-man.
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
'What do you do with the time you save?'
Cut Price
SALE
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
Will work for ETFs
'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'
Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).
Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.
"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."
'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'
Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)
"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."
"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."
'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'
"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
"I just..."
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'
"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."
Bargain Finders Gifts Collection
Bargain Finders Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for bargain finders—filled with witty sayings and fun graphics to brighten their mornings and showcase their shopping prowess.
Bargain Finders Pillows
Discover cozy pillows for bargain finders that add a humorous touch to their home and remind them of their treasure-hunting adventures.
Bargain Finders Prints
Find stylish prints perfect for bargain finders that blend humor with art, making their space uniquely fun and expressive.
Bargain Finders T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for bargain hunters, featuring clever slogans and designs that let them wear their passion and sense of humor with pride.