Bargain Hunter Gifts

Loaves and Fishes - Buy 2 get 5000.

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"In return for an increase in my allowance, I can offer you free unlimited in-home computer tech support."

"I'm getting the fire-breathing dragon with wings. He wanted $200, but I talked him down to fifty bucks."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"Which one do you want?"

Hot Air and Cold Air Balloon Rides.

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

'I said I like a good sale.'

"More Château de Costco?"

'I like the dress but let me do a little comparison shopping, on the internet, first.'

"This company is unethical, exploitative, and ... wait a minute, HOW much?!"

'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'

'Yes, I understand your pricing strategy, but since I'm likely to be your only customer today, what about a big discount?'

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.

"We'd both have to make sacrifices, like food, hot water,footwear,electric appliances..."

The generic version is the same as the brand name, but cheaper. You might find that highly addictive.'

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

"It's almost back-to-school time. Steal some office supplies."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"We said we'd give you a portable.. " Norman soon realised that he should have read the terms and conditions more closely

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

"We can give you a 12% rate if you never withdraw it."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

'Forgive you?...sure I'll forgive you...the moment I see something I really want on the shopping channel.'

$2 Hair cut, $20 hats.

'This is an 8 1/2. Do you have it in a size 9?'

Supermarket customer types.

'Yes, two thousand dollars does seem expensive but remember, that's in today's dollars.'

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

'I'll even throw in 30 days free towing.'

'I'm feeling good about myself, again!'