Bargain Seeker Gifts

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

'It's five dollars cheaper if you watch the commercials.'

'It's a new record — I switched long-distance companies eleven times today.'

'They're offering a special deal. If we buy something they'll stop sending catalogs for 3 days.'

'This is your lucky day, sir...today we pay you to fly and throw in a free set of dishes.'

Freebies.

Incredibly Inexpensive Security Systems' advertise 'Pretty Good Set Ups. 1/2 the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional break-ins.

Act now! Time is running out! Sale. 'Can I help you?'

'Better act fast. Deals like this don't hang around long.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Crap from a closet.

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"The flat was really cheap, but we forgot to check our the 'rights of way'."

'This man says he can cut our heat bill in half.'

"Could you at least leave the store before you buy that on Amazon?"

Supermarket - 'Buy One, Get 5kg Of Packaging Free'

Internet pharmacy.

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"We stand behind every car we sell."

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'I've finally found something in your price range -- How's your Albanian?'

Pay attention if an estate agent offer you an old property.

"Well, I you still have some money left, I must've forgotten something!"

'Bargain hunting? How does 'War-Torn' sound to you? Or 'Currency Collapse'? 'Tsunami Ravaged'?'

'This property is more in your price range.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great wines for under $5.00 a bottle.'

Shopping Trips

"You hate to shop—I hate to hunt."

"Where'd you get that?"

"There is nothing of value here."

Garage Sale

"As long as you don't sign anything in blood you should be O.K."

"I actually have a groupon for a fourth wish."