Bargain Hunter With A Twist Gifts

Acme Discount Life Vests

'You're my 100,000th conviction... so, I'm going to take 25 off your sentence.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Beach con-man.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

SALE

Will work for ETFs

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"