Bargain Hunter Extraordinaire Gifts

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'She's the only customer I've known to actually count the holes in the Swiss cheese!'

"Flight prices will go down, then they'll go up, and then you'll buy a ticket at the worst possible time."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Toys. Dolls. $28.95. Sir, you sell these baby dolls for $28.95?! Who knew having a kid could be so expensive!

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Dragster shopper

"Man, it seems I'm always working and I still don't have enough money for the things I want!"

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Beach con-man.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

SALE

Will work for ETFs

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop