Bargain Hunter Extraordinaire Pillows

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'She's the only customer I've known to actually count the holes in the Swiss cheese!'

"Flight prices will go down, then they'll go up, and then you'll buy a ticket at the worst possible time."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Dragster shopper

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Beach con-man.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Will work for ETFs

SALE

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."