Bargain Hunting Pillows

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

'I like the dress but let me do a little comparison shopping, on the internet, first.'

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

'No, Lindsay, in a real store there is no 'Add To Cart' button to click.'

'Five bucks a bottle. Three for $20.'

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

'Don't make me take these home - 50p.' 'What WAS I thinking - 20p.' 'I know, I know ... - 10p.'

"Ownership gives one a real sense of accomplishment. Or skip the whole accomplishment thingy and just lease."

"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."

"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"

'A word in your ear about the 'value for money' fleet cars you ordered...'

"So ... anyone here not been out Black Friday Shopping?"

'I either need more money or more coupons.'

Man who looks on bright side sells sunglasses.

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'Shoes: buy one get one free!'

'All our vehicles come with a 24-hour, round-the-block guarantee.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Haircuts 20% off.

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Vehicle Sales.

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

'The best time to buy a used car is when it's new.'

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

"She's okay - she just shopped 'til she dropped."

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

"Hurry - ring it up before your prices go up again!"