Bargain Hunting Gifts

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Car boot sale - and car shoe sale.

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'I like the dress but let me do a little comparison shopping, on the internet, first.'

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

'No, Lindsay, in a real store there is no 'Add To Cart' button to click.'

'Five bucks a bottle. Three for $20.'

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

'Don't make me take these home - 50p.' 'What WAS I thinking - 20p.' 'I know, I know ... - 10p.'

"Ownership gives one a real sense of accomplishment. Or skip the whole accomplishment thingy and just lease."

"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"

"So ... anyone here not been out Black Friday Shopping?"

'A word in your ear about the 'value for money' fleet cars you ordered...'

"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."

'All our vehicles come with a 24-hour, round-the-block guarantee.'

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'I either need more money or more coupons.'

Man who looks on bright side sells sunglasses.

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Shoes: buy one get one free!'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Haircuts 20% off.

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

Vehicle Sales.

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

"She's okay - she just shopped 'til she dropped."

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

'The best time to buy a used car is when it's new.'

'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'They had a sale on electric green.'