Deal Hunting Gifts

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I'm off to the sales!"

'No, unfortunately, we don't have a senior discount!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Yup, deals get pretty good after Thanksgiving."

"Oh great! It's the Coupocalypse."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Beach con-man.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Will work for ETFs

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

SALE

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'