Deal Finding Gifts

"I'm a bargain hunter."

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Online Shopping.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Do kids eat free?"

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Unusual Offers

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"