Deal Finding Prints

"I'm a bargain hunter."

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"How soon will this be a remnant

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Unusual Offers

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Online Shopping.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"