Deal Seekers Gifts

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

Big Sale. You know, being most thankful for the terrific bargains available on Black Friday misses the point of this holiday.

Back by popular demand, our new regular feature: Now That's Cheap. ™ In today's episode: Free financing. Buy a ham sandwich and pay nothing down and no financing for two weeks. Hmm. And after that? 25 percent interest for two years. or we sue. No that's cheap.

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I just..."

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Do kids eat free?"

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