Deal Seekers Club Gifts

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Do kids eat free?"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Unusual Offers

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Online Shopping.

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.