Discount Seeker Gifts

"One senior and one refuses to accept he's a senior."

'But, why would you want to eat here?'

'Remember when we used to lie about our age so we could get in as a child? Now we're lying to get in as a senior.'

Giant Sale!

Bob's Bar tightens it's belt by reducing happy hour to happy minute.

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Unusual Offers

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Online Shopping.