Digital Discount Seeker Gifts

Surge pricing at the burger place.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"I just..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How soon will this be a remnant

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Giant Sale!

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Everything for a buck.

"You get one every time you order something online."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

All Day Deals!

"They have a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!"

Shopping Torture

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'