Digital Bargain Chaser Gifts

100 Dollar Bill - $34.95 (ADD TO CART)

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Customer Convention

Unusual Offers

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'What a bargain!'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

Seasonal shopping.

Clothes sale - everything must go!

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Black Friday

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread