Digital Deal Hunter Gifts

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."

an e-shopper emerging from monitor clutching bags of shopping

'Can I help you?'

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

Employee in cubicle with sign in front of computer 'Days since online purchase.'

The Online Shopaholic

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I just..."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Online Shopping.

Unusual Offers

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"