Digital Deal Seeker Gifts

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Have your people facebook my people.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Everything for a buck.

"You get one every time you order something online."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

All Day Deals!

Shopping Torture

"They have a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!"

'Shove' (at big sale).

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

Business Ventures – Acquiring Minds Want To Know.

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Man searching for cheap air fare needs oxygen mask.