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(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I just..."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Do kids eat free?"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

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I e-bay t-shirt.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"You get one every time you order something online."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

All Day Deals!

Shopping Torture

'Shove' (at big sale).

"They have a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!"

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Business Ventures – Acquiring Minds Want To Know.

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"

Buying roses - 'You got any with no stem?'