Digital Deal Detective Pillows

'I like the dress but let me do a little comparison shopping, on the internet, first.'

'Please tell me these are NOT the outcome of the e-procurement for the new signs contract!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

Where was I?

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Terry had a computer bug.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Sale.

"Careful! He knows computers."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Clickbait

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.