Digital Deal Finder Pillows

Leaving one big question for the future...

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Unusual Offers

"Do kids eat free?"

Online Shopping.

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I got it in the sales."

Giant Sale!