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Surge pricing at the burger place.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

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Giant Sale!

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"You get one every time you order something online."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

All Day Deals!

Shopping Torture

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"They have a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!"

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'