Deal Seeker Pillows

$2 Hair cut, $20 hats.

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

"Ownership gives one a real sense of accomplishment. Or skip the whole accomplishment thingy and just lease."

'I either need more money or more coupons.'

"If you don't want the real-estate section, can I take a look at it?"

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'

Ed's Flowers: Valentine's Special! Doz Roses $59.99

'Hey, this says our new bank card is now giving us 1% cash back every time we use it.'

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

'Your proposal was second to none. We went with none.'

'Let's make a package deal.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

No Reasonable Offer Refused

"A Japanese company will deliver to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Shop named 'Just surviving'.

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

'Car stereo, forty bucks. Make it fifty and I'll throw in the car.'

"You too? You didn't need it, you didn't want it, you didn't even know what it was, but you bought two."

'What a salesman! He could sell a double bed to the Pope!'

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'I told you it was false economy to buy them in the sale yesterday!'

Sale Sale...

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'I got it in the Boxing Day sales.'

Drastically Reduced Prices!

All Good Stockists - "To be honest, I'm surprised they didn't have it."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Business Ventures – Acquiring Minds Want To Know.

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

"We're NEVER beaten on PRICE, but we can be VERY flexible on quality."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

The man who bought a sofa that was not in a sale.