Deal Seeker Pillows

$2 Hair cut, $20 hats.

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

Shopper with overloaded cart.

"Ownership gives one a real sense of accomplishment. Or skip the whole accomplishment thingy and just lease."

'I either need more money or more coupons.'

"If you don't want the real-estate section, can I take a look at it?"

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

Ed's Flowers: Valentine's Special! Doz Roses $59.99

'Hey, this says our new bank card is now giving us 1% cash back every time we use it.'

'Let's make a package deal.'

'Your proposal was second to none. We went with none.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'I told you it was false economy to buy them in the sale yesterday!'

No Reasonable Offer Refused

"You too? You didn't need it, you didn't want it, you didn't even know what it was, but you bought two."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

Shop named 'Just surviving'.

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

'Car stereo, forty bucks. Make it fifty and I'll throw in the car.'

"A Japanese company will deliver to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'What a salesman! He could sell a double bed to the Pope!'

Sale - new improved final reductions

Everything for a buck.

Sale - everything reduced.

'I got it in the Boxing Day sales.'

'Attention shoppers, all tagged items in aisle 4 will be reasonably priced for the next 20 minutes.'

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"And never forget that the best things in life are freebies."

'You ought to thank me for having the foresight to beat tomorrow's price increases!'

All Day Deals!

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'