Deal Seekers Pillows

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Customer Convention

Online Shopping.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

Unusual Offers

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line