Deal Hunter Pillows

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

Bacteria Special Offer

'It's amazing how little a thousand dollars will buy these days.'

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Who will you be celebrating Black Friday with this year?'

"It wasn't our first choice of schools, but we had a Groupon for it, so what the hell."

'Five bucks a bottle. Three for $20.'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'You've caught the acquisition fever.'

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

Free Lunch - $10.

"I can't afford this plan either. Do I need to remind you again that I'm just a small businessman?"

"Would you like to super-size that?"

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

Business Fishing.

"So ... anyone here not been out Black Friday Shopping?"

'Shoes: buy one get one free!'

'All our vehicles come with a 24-hour, round-the-block guarantee.'

'Great ad! Just add 'Hurry while supplies last'.'

Man who looks on bright side sells sunglasses.

"Oh, you misunderstood. The cars aren't half priced...the balloons are!"

Fire Sale / "Sell something or you're fired."

"Still no customers. We'll have to invent rebates!"

Half Price Oil Barrels

"They have competitive rates. It's the service charges that kill you."

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

'So comfortable you could just fall asleep at the wheel' - Some folks just aren't cut out for sales.

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

"Water...Water...Would you be interested in a two for one offer?"

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

You break your neck to get a quarter, but you refuse to clip a coupon!

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

"If you ask me, that one's a better deal. It has more safety features."

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'