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"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

Bacteria Special Offer

'I'm not sure what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'It's amazing how little a thousand dollars will buy these days.'

'Who will you be celebrating Black Friday with this year?'

"It wasn't our first choice of schools, but we had a Groupon for it, so what the hell."

'You've caught the acquisition fever.'

'Five bucks a bottle. Three for $20.'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

Free Lunch - $10.

"Would you like to super-size that?"

"I can't afford this plan either. Do I need to remind you again that I'm just a small businessman?"

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

Business Fishing.

"So ... anyone here not been out Black Friday Shopping?"

Man who looks on bright side sells sunglasses.

'Shoes: buy one get one free!'

'Great ad! Just add 'Hurry while supplies last'.'

'All our vehicles come with a 24-hour, round-the-block guarantee.'

"Oh, you misunderstood. The cars aren't half priced...the balloons are!"

"They have competitive rates. It's the service charges that kill you."

Half Price Oil Barrels

"Still no customers. We'll have to invent rebates!"

Fire Sale / "Sell something or you're fired."

STRIP Hambone: Computer Estimates

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'So comfortable you could just fall asleep at the wheel' - Some folks just aren't cut out for sales.

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

"If you ask me, that one's a better deal. It has more safety features."

"Water...Water...Would you be interested in a two for one offer?"