Online Deal Hunter T-Shirts

'Excuse the interruption, but is now the right time for the surgeon to be looking to buy an automobile online?'

'I can fetch anything you want now - thanks to e-bay.'

100 Dollar Bill - $34.95 (ADD TO CART)

The magic wand that Merlin bought on E-Bay turned out to be a chop stick.

Woman shopping til she drops on the internet

Internet pharmacy.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Beach con-man.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Will work for ETFs

SALE

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"How soon will this be a remnant