Online Deal Hunter Prints

'Excuse the interruption, but is now the right time for the surgeon to be looking to buy an automobile online?'

'I can fetch anything you want now - thanks to e-bay.'

100 Dollar Bill - $34.95 (ADD TO CART)

The magic wand that Merlin bought on E-Bay turned out to be a chop stick.

Woman shopping til she drops on the internet

Internet pharmacy.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Beach con-man.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Will work for ETFs

SALE

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"How soon will this be a remnant