Digital Deal Hunter T-Shirts

'What do you mean, you forgot where you parked. You've been shopping online.'

Man bids at Internet auction site

Man on ebay not bothering to bid as he has 'preferred bidder status'.

'The soul has gone. I've got some novelty fridge magnets if you want them'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."

an e-shopper emerging from monitor clutching bags of shopping

'Can I help you?'

'You didn't tell me I couldn't use E-bay when you asked me to clean out the closet!'

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

Employee in cubicle with sign in front of computer 'Days since online purchase.'

The Online Shopaholic

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I just..."

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Online Shopping.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line