Digital Bargain Chaser T-Shirts

100 Dollar Bill - $34.95 (ADD TO CART)

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Customer Convention

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Unusual Offers

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'What a bargain!'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Seasonal shopping.

"I really hate sales meetings"

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'