Discount Hunter Pillows

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Sale - Eyepod.

"I'm a junior who got held back a year. Can I still get a senior ticket?"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sorry, happy hour finished at 8:30."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I can give you a 5% discount if you pay upfront."

'It's an ad for a DFS sale - 'Offer must end soon'.'

'Better make that senior citizen discount. A senior high pizza party could bankrupt us.'

Beware of cheap piercings from the DIY superstore!

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Yes, I realize it's April. Why do you think I'm offering the 10% discount?'

'Due to current economic conditions, I can only grant you one wish and this circular offering an array of discount coupons.'

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

Man distributing coupons fails to notice Mr. Blok.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Beach con-man.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Will work for ETFs

SALE

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop