Discount Hunter Pillows

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

"I'm a junior who got held back a year. Can I still get a senior ticket?"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Sorry, happy hour finished at 8:30."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I can give you a 5% discount if you pay upfront."

'Better make that senior citizen discount. A senior high pizza party could bankrupt us.'

Beware of cheap piercings from the DIY superstore!

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Yes, I realize it's April. Why do you think I'm offering the 10% discount?'

'Due to current economic conditions, I can only grant you one wish and this circular offering an array of discount coupons.'

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

Man distributing coupons fails to notice Mr. Blok.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Beach con-man.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Will work for ETFs

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

SALE

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"